Greeting Cards
Avery Note Cards, 4.25 x 5.5 Inches, Matte, White, Box of 60 (08315) [C] [D] [-]
(Office Product) Avery 2009-01-21
Premium heavyweight stock paper
White paper
Includes 60 note cards and matching envelopes
Price:
$23.49
$11.59
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1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
13. How can I say this....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me
14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
15. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
16. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
17. We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
Heehee have a star! *************************************
You really put a smile on my face :)
Thanx!
Daniel and Kate drive around Philadelphia distributing the promotional greeting cards for Wide Eyed Pictures' new short, "Emily In The AM ...
I joined the greeting card promotion approximately two weeks ago.
I do not know my user name ond password to contact yahoo greetings card. system. I would like to get to see some of the greeting cards in order to send to some of my friends.
Thanks
Frank Barnes
email address; barnes66@usfamily.net
No one here is going to tell you your user ID or password. As a matter of fact, Yahoo wouldn't tell you either. Nor would any other site you had to register for. For ANY site you join and have to register for, and you've forgotten log on information, you have to follow their procedure for proving who you are before they would give you that information.
(Now thousands of people know your full name and email address that you just gave out on a public forum. Not a safe thing to do. You do not write to Yahoo! here. This is a public forum for use by people like yourself, to ask questions and give answers.)
Price: $16.99
Ideal for birthday and holiday cards, invitations, announcements, monogrammed stationery, place cards, awards and more.
Microperforation and premium scoring allow for easy folding and clean, neat edges.
Ink Jet Textured Heavyweight Note Cards.
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire.
I noticed your cat. Sorry!
You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.
She moved in with me
You totalled your car.
And can't remember why.
Could it have been.
That case of Bud Dry?
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in hell 'til I met you."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Ever find out who the father is?"
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday, so we're having you put to sleep."
"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Alabama & Mississippi).
HOLY $#!T That's great!
I want to start a company, and I'm publishing those cards!
You totaled your car
And can't remember why.
Could it have been.
That whole case of Bud Dry?
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.
You are such a good friend
That if we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go,
Would you like to take this knife out of my back.
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike!
hahahahahaaa......needed that laugh 2day!!
these are pretty funny :D
**You totaled your car
And can't remember why.
Could it have been.
That whole case of Bud Dry?**
**Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.**
**You are such a good friend
That if we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.**
*When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.*
*Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go,
Would you like to take this knife out of my back.*
You'll probably need it again.
*Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike! **
lol thanks for the laugh :))
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