Funny Birthday Greeting Cards

Hiya

I want to write something funny in my best friends birthday card whose turning 21 tomorrow. I normally just write what comes from the heart in her cards, but I want to put something different and funny for a change! It isn't like I can joke that she's pulling on because she's not even at that age!

Any useful suggestions would be much appreciated :o)

How about, "Finally! All those things you love doing are legal!"

2010-06-13 08:54:41 by Cheeky Welsh Wifey :o)

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I need to make a card for my dad for his birthday tomorrow. I would like it to be a funny card, but I don't know what to write in it/on it. Any ideas? oh btw, he is turning 47... lol

47 but looks eleven
47 and closer to heaven

2008-03-17 16:04:29 by swimchick21

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1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

13. How can I say this....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

15. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

16. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

17. We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

Heehee have a star! *************************************
You really put a smile on my face :)

Thanx!

2008-06-28 13:18:16 by VIJAY

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it's my dad's 48th birthday and i wanna write him something funny in his card. anyy ideas???

Thank you

Look on google for "funny 48th birthday card"

2008-09-07 15:29:32 by lola d

it's my dad's birthday and i need help on writing something funny for his card.
thank you.
well it's his 48th birthday.
he doesn't play any sports.
he likes watching t.v though.

say 'Happy Birthday, remember..its better to be over the hill than buried under it!!'

2008-09-07 14:52:19 by lola d