Winter Scene Christmas Cards

Now that I live in Toronto I would like to send home Christmas cards with nice winter scenes from where I am. I can't find any anywhere. Any ideas, or will I have to make my own?

make your own?

2009-11-24 07:37:14 by Jamesina

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I'm not sending Christmas cards this year as Im sticking true to my beliefs (or lack of them). However I love winter and I still love the holiday season so I'm designing my own cards online. However I'm stuck at what message to put inside the card. I don't want to be offensive (well i would like to be sarcastic) but so far I have gotten 'Happy Holidays' which sounds very American (no offense to usa but im in uk) and 'Have a great winter season' etc. They all sound so unoriginal. And yes my friends are all celebrating xmas so really i should be sending them xmas cards but I want to spread my atheist message SUBTLEY! Anyhoo any ideas would be appreciated. Ive chosen a winter scene card - now just a message needed....

Enjoy the weather?
Hope your holidays are relaxing [fill in any adj here]?

i hope those help.

2007-10-14 12:10:48 by chrismyarse

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We don't see any cards now with nativity scenes, only winter scenes and teddies. What have teddies got to do with Christmas?

Merry Christmas. Have a good one. Teddy bears are 'cute' so they put 'em on. But Jesus is what Christmas is all about.

2007-12-14 14:36:47 by Tango

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I have seen a load of questions from 'christians' on here bleating about 'how they arent allowed to say merry christmas', 'political correctness', 'war on christmas/christians' etc, etc... blah, blah, blah

just got home to find
a christmas card from a jewish guy (says 'Merry Christmas' and has a picture of a robin)
a christmas card from a local (sikh) business (says Happy Christmas, picture of a victorian winter scene)
plus, at work, I got a card from a muslim (Merry Christmas, Jokey picture of santa & snowman)

A big fat zero.

2009-12-17 10:24:47 by Quetzalcoatl ate my 3.1415926535897932384626433832

I am pure of mind and heart, but your father is like fermented sh**?
Daddy's name in this case is Ramsey Adams, and he is pure evil.
He loves football, loves the taste of his 'Sunday roast dinner', and the gravy that he has with it. He loves loads of meat

He regularly spanks his children, with a crow bar; as beats his wife and calls it discipline.
He man handles everyone.

He is at his worst in the month of August, where outside temperatures exceed 45C (113F) in the shade. He lives in Texas.
There is no air conditioning in the house.
The house sticks of his sweat, and of all that of roast dinner, used kitchen utensils covered in fat which is days old.
There are used cans of beer all over the floor, and he is always drunk.
It stinks of cigars.
He swears and is annoying, and his wife is his slave.

They are forced to sit at the table at dinner time, and Daddy says to the child that is not hungry, "I said eat it!", "Eat ya f**king dinner"; and when the child answers back, Dad says
"Don't be lippy, don't be cocky, and don't disrespect me again, don’t answer back; or I'll have to punish you with my crow bar!"

His kids wish him to be dead; they love Mum but want to kill Dad.
Mum is too scared to leave Daddy, because she knows that Daddy will hunt her down and beat the living sh*t out of her as punishment for leaving him.

The whole family lives in a counsel house; they all feel nauseous with the intense heat; and the smell of badly cooked Sunday roast is constantly against the sound of football on all day and every day. The house reeks and has no fresh air, stinks of sh*t and it hasn't been cleaned in 3 months. The man sits there, and sits there, and sits there; wearing a 'wife beaters' T-shirt and crap clothes.

This is a man that smells so much due to what I have told you, that his face is rotting, and pieces of flesh are falling from private parts.
You can see a heat haze down there, which stinks to high heavens of off-meat.
The smell of the cooked bad tasting food has discolored the ceiling a greenish-brown.
His wife, when she had it off with him; she caught a disease which is eating away her brain, and he brain oozes out of her back-side when she goes to the toilet; it is like green snot.
Daddy smells so bad of badly cooked, stagnant roast dinner; that his kids were expelled from school because 3 other student died of asthma attacks as a result of the stench they carried with them.

What do you think of this life?
Look at what I have written and see how much of it applies to your life; then you will see how much of a slob you are currently.
But it is not too late to change and become purified.

The best way to live is to do all you can to be completely the opposite of what is written above.

I love it cold, pure, clean, without slobs, without alcohol, without sports, without cigarettes, and without abuse, not even spanking. I am 'The Snow Man', and am as pure and as clean as a hospital; as refreshing as mints and menthol or mouth wash.
I am of incomprehensible beauty, like in a Christmas card scene.
Come to live in my snow kingdom and be pure of mind and heart.
I am cleaner than disinfectant, but am not toxic like Dettol or Ajax etc.
My mind is sterile of what I wrote above.
You will notice that the air smells very clean in the winter, and it was winter that killed all the viruses during the great plague of 1666 in Europe known as the ‘black death’.
Do you want to be purified?

Tell me what you think to what I have just written, and explain why.

CREED

Uh I learned one thing from my mother and that is to not be like her.
Therefore I know that Im going to be awesome as a parent.

2009-09-20 15:32:42 by Michio Kaku ミチオカク