Snowman Christmas Cards

Hey!

So my company has put me in charge of the designs for the Christmas cards. Early, I know!

a friend suggested having two snowmen facing each other and sharing a christmas joke. But I can't think of one.

it can't be crude, offensive to race or religion, or promote the idea that christmas is about money and presents.

please help.!

Here are some snowman jokes:
1 What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?She gave him the cold shoulder
2 What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?Frosted Flakes.What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers.
3 Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
4 Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
5 What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
Frostbite
6 Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
7 What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

2010-04-28 06:59:01 by *Love ~ Angel ~ Music ~ Baby*

Hey everyone! This is part 1 of a Snowman card I made for Christmas! I hope you like it! I used Hello Kitty Greetings, Paper Doll Dress Up and my ...

It's a make-your-own snowman you can send as an email or add to Twitter.

http://snowman.yahoo.com/#/edit_snowball s

Are there other similar make-your-own card designs around?

There are numerous 'make your own card' sites but many are spam ridden or pass on your e-mail to others.

If you can deal with an e-mail or two from Microsoft, every now and then, you might want to try this one. At least it's spam free and virus free. :-)

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2009-12-19 03:11:28 by Koolkat

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I'll send nativity scene cards to ppl that I know are Christians. However, for the "question mark" ppl, I am hesitant to send "Happy Holidays" cards bc they might think that I don't celebrate Christmas (I do). OTOH, if I send a "Merry Christmas" card (even with a secular scene like a snowman, they might get bent out of shape. Your thoughts? BTW, you'd be surprised by the huge numbers of ppl in bigger cities who don't celebrate Christmas. In the midwest/southern smaller towns, everyone celebrates Christmas.

Send a card with a winter scene depicted on the front and wish them "happy holidays". That covers all of them, not just Christmas. And even if they don't celebrate anything at all, that doesn't mean that you can't wish them good tidings.

2007-10-10 22:52:08 by Bruce T

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Because people in England have snowy scenes, and Father Christmas dressed in big woolly suits. But surely since it's summer at xmas there, Father Christmas would boil in a suit like that.

Do they not have snowmen, or snowflakes? or snow covered houses on their cards?

Yes,I have relatives there and we get cards with snowmen and santa on them.I like the first answer best though.

2008-12-09 09:51:21 by bobziekins

Well I'm getting my friends a card, candy canes, and candy for Christmas. What cards from these do you like? Also do you have any other ideas what I can get my friends for Christmas? I don't want it to be too cheap and too little. Just not a lot of money for it. Well thank you if you helped and gave me ideas.
Links:
# 1- http://www.target.com/Night-Lit-Christma s-Tree-Hol-Cards/dp/B002RLCBD4/sr=1-1/qi d=1260243522/ref=sr_1_1/182-2675140-3304 402?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tgt-index&a mp;frombrowse=0&index=target&rh= k%3Achristmas%20cards&page=1

# 2- http://www.target.com/Snowman-Stars-Boxe d-Christmas-Card/dp/B002QHBBXA/sr=1-11/q id=1260243522/ref=sr_1_11/182-2675140-33 04402?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tgt-index &frombrowse=0&index=target&r h=k%3Achristmas%20cards&page=1

# 3- http://www.target.com/Christmas-Greeting s-Collage-Boxed-Holiday/dp/B000UHEURM/sr =1-12/qid=1260243522/ref=sr_1_12/182-267 5140-3304402?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tg t-index&frombrowse=0&index=targe t&rh=k%3Achristmas%20cards&page= 1

# 4- http://www.target.com/Christmas-Greeting s-Collage-Boxed-Holiday/dp/B000UHEURM/sr =1-12/qid=1260243522/ref=sr_1_12/182-267 5140-3304402?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tg t-index&frombrowse=0&index=targe t&rh=k%3Achristmas%20cards&page= 1

# 5- http://www.target.com/Retro-Merry-Christ mas-Holiday-Cards/dp/B002RLEDXA/sr=1-3/q id=1260243522/ref=sr_1_3/182-2675140-330 4402?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tgt-index& amp;frombrowse=0&index=target&rh =k%3Achristmas%20cards&page=1

I like the second and the last

2009-12-07 19:47:41 by i ♥ h i m