Christmas Cards
Oatmeal Studios Humorous Christmas Cards, 3 Stages of Santa Claus, Box of 26 with Envelopes
(Health and Beauty) Oatmeal Studios
Full color artwork
26 humorous Christmas cards with envelopes
Printed on high quality, 100% recycled paper
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My 20 months old daughter was TERRIFIED of Santa. Last year her picture was super cute, but this year it was a nightmare. She was crying, kicking, and screaming as I sat her on Santa's lap. I bought the picture anyway (for our family album) but I really want to put it on our Christmas cards.
Have any ideas of a cute and/or funny quote to go along with it on the cards to our friends and family?
Thanks in advance!
I would say do it like those comercial like this
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look on babys face when i sat her on santas lap priceless
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Do you have any ideas of excuses I could make up? I already warned her about the hats she just bought having lice. Please help! I DON'T WANNA' WEAR A SANTA HAT!
I'm not wanting to do it because it's corny and everyone will see me with it on. AHH!
Yeah, well, she just took them. They don't look that bad, but I am not saying I like the hats.
LICE??? Are they used hats?? Well, if they are.... I suggest buying one identical and switching it out. You could also throw all of the others into a dryer for a little bit....that would kill any parasites. Hey.... Is this the real reason? Or is just because it's kind of corny? I think you should humor your momma (tell her you'll do it< but you're doing it against your will) ..... Life is short and so is your time with your parents. Take it from an old woman who is sick and wonders if she'll even be around for another Christmas.....
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4 in. x 6 in. card size
Flocked cover
Inside: "Merry Christmas"
I got a digital camera for my birthday and have been taking photos for our Christmas cards this year. I know it's kind of early to be thinking about Christmas, but the photos are really funny.
She didn't know what was going on, but she was laughing because everyone else was. I think it was good for her.
granted, im a bit wierd, but i think its hilarious!! :-)
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Twisted humor
Holiday theme
Expansion for 2 to 6 player game
My little boy is crying in the picture, but Santa looks great. What do you think? Would people think it's cute anyway, or just think we're mean for making him sit on Santa's lap???
I personally think it would be funny. So maybe if you have someone with an odd sense of humor you could photoshop it into a card for them, but for most people ~ nah, better get a "happy" shot!
yea, mine does,
then she puts the stamp on it & actually takes to to the mailbox...
cool huh..?
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I've been pointing out the similarities between the two years ago. They left out spreading greed throughout the land, the making of pacts, and contributing to the prevelence of occult beliefs, amongst others.
A really determined christian zealot could have a lot of fun with this. Of course, a satanist could just say "see? satan's not that bad."
I was listening to the radio a few weeks ago, where the presenters were desperately trying to reassure small children that, despite what some person had claimed, Santa Claus did exist. All of the presenters and a few guests chipped in, to re-assert - categorically - that Santa DID exist and was real.
It occurred to me they'd never do that for Jesus, or God, if some athiest blurted out their 'sacreligious' opinion - that's fine! - fuck Jesus! fuck God! - who cares if the little children don't believe in them!
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