Funny Xmas Greeting Cards

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I admit he doesnt look happy but with jowls like those, he cant really smile, right? Should I do a funny xmas card greeting like "cheer up -its Christmas!" or is that too sarcastic for some folks? I think it is hysterical but am curious what other will think since it isnt the normal hyper happy christmas shot...lol

He looks miserable but very cute. Haha. Thanks for the smile.
I love the card idea. I would do it.

2007-12-18 20:01:45 by abhorman

This is a funny e-card we got for Christmas. It's a great spoof of MC Hammer's "Can't touch this".

Its that time of the year texts are flying around but I want to find the funniest i.e. funnier than "times are lean, times are hard so here is your f u c k i n g xmas card

Scroll down to see santas c*ck.

*scroll down*

You sick f*cker, did you really want to the that fat mans c*ck?!

2008-12-20 15:14:52 by tom2764

Price: $32.66 $22.86

Written by Ian Kalman, Designed by Sean Farrell
Size: 5"x7" Verical
Printed on recycled paper, because we care more than other greeting card lines.

1. This sound has two parts
2. Ultra and extreme
3. Dane but not the comedian
4. Shannon but not the person
5. Music for the elderly
6. Come look at the freaks
7. 189 and 194
8. Movie money source
9. The Greeks had their own theory
10. There have been clues for both parts of this sound
11.Up the river
12. A greeting from the Donald – You are Fired
13. White Pages, Yellow Pages, Blue Pages – Phone directory
14. Apple computer program – Itunes??
15. Prep for the S-A-T
16. Don't pay a toll here
17. You don't need the name if you have the address – Mail letter wo/address
18. Black book contents – Names, phone numbers, address
19. Blue Mountain business – Greeting Card
20. A Family with a small child drinking wine together – Xmas Card
21. Happy Holidays from The Partridge Family – Xmas Card
22. The end of a P.I.
23. Invented by a Goodfellow – ATM & PIN
24. 10,000 different possibilities – possible lock combinations, pin numbers
25. Boom Boom Pow – Song by Black Eye Peas
26. Defying gravity
27. A funny person
28. It is currently in use
29. Dig a hole

This is cheating.

2009-04-15 18:32:37 by Gellis

Price: $32.66 $22.86

Printed on recycled paper, because we care more than other greeting card lines.
Size: 5"x7" Verical
Written by Ian Kalman, Designed by Sean Farrell