Funny Xmas Card

Before you give bad reviews it is no worse then some of the ones I have seen about Bush, Palin and McCain. Even though I am a republican and should find them somewhat offensive I don't because I have a sense of humor and can laugh at life and think that political correctness is total BS.
Heres my idea:

A picture of Obama with his hand outstretched and the world placed in his palm. Below have the lyrics to the song "Joy to the World" with some alterations

Joy to the world, the false Lord is come!
Let earth receive her Socialist King;
Let every liberal heart prepare Him room,
And half of America and rest of the communist nations sing,
And half of America and rest of the communists nations sing,
And half of America, and half of America, and the rest of the communists nations sing.

Joy to the world, the Servant of Allah reigns!
Let terrorists their songs employ;
While fields are bombed and New Orleans floods, rockslides, hills and burnt plains
Repeat the sounding terror,
Repeat the sounding terror,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding terror.


No more let republicans and gun owners grow,
Nor christians infest the youth;
He comes to make His changes flow
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as, far as, the curse is found.

He rules the world with fear and hate,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His reign,
And wonders of His lies,
And wonders of His lies,
And wonders, wonders, of His lies.

Well I get it but,you will probably be called a racist and a hate monger... so seek shelter now I think the PC police are in route.

2008-12-04 12:00:22 by imnoangel512

Season's Greetings, WiseMonkeyRecords Style.

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2009-12-08 04:06:33 by Charlie

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hello all need to write somethink funny in my xmas cards this year not merry xmas and happy new year
any ideas

why don't you look on the internet for X-mas jokes and write them in the cards?

Hope this helps :D

2007-10-23 10:57:41 by princess Scarlett

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Look, you send him that card, he's gonna show it to all his friends and whoever else that knows you. They'll all be calling you psyco b*tch from now on and laughing at you behind your back. Seriously.

2008-12-05 07:51:56 by ~~~

For years we've made puny Xmas cards: Happy Hula Days w/ the girls in hula costumes w/ a snowman, Wishing you a Whopper of a Christmas (with our tree hanging upside down like a fish, a measuring rod next to it and all of us in lumberjack clothes), a nativity scene w/ our baby new as Jesus, our older one as an angel w/ the caption "It's a Girl!".
Now we're stumped. Any funny puny Xmas card ideas for a couple w/ 2 girls (1 teen 1 pre-teen. ) Also to be included: a rabbit, dog, cat & 2 rats.

If you like a challenge, please send your suggestions my way, and
THANKS!

Merry Christmas from the zoo!

2008-12-08 21:22:26 by Desperately seeing Funny