Humour Birthday Cards

need some sites that off some of the wall humor for birthday cards

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2008-10-01 15:46:04 by John B

Birthday cards to cheer you up. Funny birthday cards can be seen and purchased at www.thecardandgiftcompany.co.u k

Okay so I was online searching "Humor Birthday Cards" and what not, because my friends birthday is in about two weeks from now, and she likes getting "funny" birthday cards, and she's a sarcastic/smart alek kind of person, so anyway, I came across this picture, I forgot where, but I saved it, and I want to find THAT birthday card! Where do you know or think I can purchase this card? At what store?

http://i32.tinypic.com/2d0nqc6.jpg

And also, where can I purchase and instant polaroid camera? She really wants one for her birthday, and as well as these boots? Where can I get them?(no online purchasing, i want to buy them AT the store)

http://www.polyvore.com/thayer_boot/thin g?id=2249799

Ha ha, sorry for so many questions! But she's my BESTFRIEND <3

sorry my mistake I read that you were looking form gift cards at first but I can make this easier i make my own cards I don't think yahoo will allow me to post an ad but you may email me and ask for the web address
I have humor and love and they are all hand made by myself.
So if yo need cards for a birhday present it would be my honor and the cost is $3 each

2009-08-22 19:31:42 by chaseme

I would like it to show humor.

I hope your day is special... just like you!

Humor most of the time in birthday cards is actually rather mean, but you could say something like "Don't forget, I'll always be younger than you" (if that is true) or put ads for senior supplements or walkers inside the card. Something like that.

2006-07-23 08:28:08 by Meme

Hii,
I am looking for some sarcastic lines to write in a birthday greeting card meant for a girl who's turning 29 in a couple of days. Please write as much as possible. I'd prefer some sarcastic humour or what some people call cocky comedy. you can also give me some links if you know some sites about sarcastic humour. I dont mind a touch of romance in that but not the 'wuss' type please. thanks.

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
just look at your wrinkles i would hate to be you ...lol sorry drunk x

2006-08-27 14:15:03 by Romeo B

My uncle's birthday is tomorrow, and ironically thanksgiving!!! I am personalizing a card for him, but my message is too general, too common. I need a nice birthday message to him, that also incorporates a little bit of thanksgiving humour into it...I am only 12 years old so please dont make any mean or dirty jokes.

Happy birthday.

2008-11-26 21:48:02 by cyberyugi9